Is that show still on? Does anybody watch it?
I have not watched American Idol once all season. Well, that’s not 100% true. I accidentally channel surfed onto it a few times and couldn’t hit the MUTE button fast enough. So I was forced to listen to a few milliseconds of “singing”. And if you were standing here, as much as I HATE “aire quotes” – I would definitely raise my fingers and do air quotes when I said the word “singing”.
NOBODY ON THIS YEAR’S AMERICAN IDOL ANY TALENT!.
Idol is supposed to be a talent show. Barring that, and most of time the show is barring that, it is a popularity contest. Well, without any real talent and without one single contestant on the show to give a shit about, why watch?
Last season, when Kris Allen won the crown, and Adam Lambert queened in second (is queened a verb?), I knew early on, when they picked the final 12 (or 13 as it turned out that season) that there was a lot of talent in the room, I knew Kris Allen would win, and I knew he would win because he can sing, and because he was as cute as a button! Are buttons actually cute? I need to stop speaking in bad idioms.
Lambert wasn’t going to win; he’s too gay. I’m gay and he’s too gay for me. I don’t want to watch him grab his own crotch or anyone else’s. And I don’t want to watch someone else grab his. And why does every song Lambert sings sound the same. This is how I describe every Lambert song:
“wait for it…..wait for it…..wait for it……THERE he’s screaming now, the song is almost done”.
So apparently American Idol is still on television – who knew. I’m going to suggest that instead of watching this year’s finale, because who cares, really, that you watch “Modern Family” on HULU.COM. It’s probably the best comedy on TV right now. Funny as hell, not dirty or crude, just real, character driven, funny-line-deliverying comedy.
I recently sent a link to a friend that led her to the Modern Family section on HULU. She’s a bit “born again” shall we say, and anything even remotely off-color offends her (although I can’t argue with the fact that Miley Cyrus offends her). She watched it last night and LOVED it. We rehashed it this morning when she got to work. Modern Family is truly one of those shows that you can’t help but talk about the next day, at work, or with your friends. It’s that good.
Modern Family has everything that American Idol doesn’t have. Talent, timing, personality, good material, humor without bad taste, and a “Randy Jackson Free Zone”. OK I made that last part up.
I mean it – Idol is passé. It’s so last decade.