Apparently, some former “mass of tissue” is going to star in a TV commercial that speaks out against abortion. This “mass of tissue” is glad his mommy didn’t have an abortion. I’m not so sure. I say, when in doubt, ABORT, ABORT ABORT.
I hate to break it to you son, but your Mom wasn’t strong, she was weak. She gave in to her conscience. Some may think “Hey, had this woman aborted her mass of tissue then the mass would not have grown up to become a football player”. I say, “all this football player did was grow up and try to divide the country, culturally, on one of few days in a the year where the country comes together to watch a sporting event”.
I don’t think the left wingers should be mad and I don’t think they should protest. I think they should run their own ad on Superbowl Sunday with a picture of the “mass of tissue” and the copy should say “if you don’t have an abortion, this is what you’re going to get.”