OK. No kidding around here. I woke up this morning after falling asleep in my recliner. After rubbing my eyes and slowly opening them, I grabbed the remote and flicked on the TV to check the news and weather. What I saw made me think I must be still asleep and dreaming and if so, I’ve got a sick and twisted mind.
A woman is walking, to somewhere, from somewhere I don’t know, she’s just walking. And a soft, monotone voice comes over the TV and says”
“After the itching is gone, and after the odor is gone, now you can just live your life…….Vagisil”
If I was dreaming I am a sick and twisted human being. I mean, what the hell. I’m gay, why would I be dreaming about itching and odors emanating from a vagina???? I don’t know if I got all the words exactly right but I now “itching” and “odor” was in there and the rest is accurate, if not pretty damned close to exactly what was said.
Oh wait. I wasn’t dreaming. I’m not sick and twisted. It’s the Vagisil folks that are sick and twisted. AND have crossed the line.
This is not about misogyny, and it’s not about being politically correct, and it’s not about the fact that men should be accepting of women’s “issues”, this is just plain GROSS! I immediately called my best friend, a female, and told her about it. She was just about retching and heaving when I told her and she said the same thing, “GROSS”. She said, “are you sure?”. Of course, I am, I just watched it.
Now let’s turn that around. Not that there is anything from a man’s perspective that could compare to this but I’ll give it a try.
“After you wipe away what could become a skid mark, and after the aroma is gone, now you can get on with your life……Charmin”
Can you imagine if THAT was a commercial, A guy walking to somewhere, or from somewhere and a soft calming voice proclaims the advantages of cleaning one of your holes. I mean COME ON!!!!
Vagisil is made by Combe Incorporated, White Plains, NY (800) 431-2610. Please call them and ask them to stop the insanity.